Porchamacallit
- noun.
1. All of the people inhabiting a front porch.
2. The total number of such people.

a. The total number of inhabitants constituting a particular party, class, or group in a front porch/yard area.
b. The total number of family and friends in and about a front porch/yard area.

3. The act or process of furnishing a front porch with family, friends and music.
4. Ecology: All the organisms that constitute a front porch group or occur in or about a residential habitat.

a. The assemblage of a friendly type of organism sitting, standing or milling about a front porch.
b. All the individuals of one species of good people in a given front porch area.

5. Statistics: The set of individuals, items or friends from which a statistical sample is taken.

a. Any finite or infinite aggregation of individuals, probably animated, subject to a statistical study.
b. Also called universe.

Porchamacallit
- verb
The act or process of populating a front porch area with family and friends:

1. Porchamacalliting on Chilton Street can be hampered by dense jungles, unsociables and drivers who do not slow for garage sales.
2. We porchamacallited several weeks ago without stupendous profit but we will continue to porchamacallit because we enjoy meeting great new friends.

- synonym
Garage Sale, Yard Sale